I have never blogged before, and it annoys me a bit. Who cares about what I have to say? I don't. That's what a diary is for. Therefore, I am going to write about things that annoy me. Like this blog.
I guess before I start my campaign of cynicism, I will introduce myself a bit. I am a hypocrite. I write blogs about how I don't like blogs. I vote Democrat but I don't like poor people.
They annoy me.
Get a job.
I hate obnoxious drivers, but I am one. I hate big corporations, but I shop at Walmart. I am against child labor, but I wear Nike's. I am a vegetarian, but I eat fish. I hate fake people, but I'm a bartender.
I hate fake people, but I'm fake.
For a while (as long as it takes for me to get bored) I'll be ranting about things I notice throughout my days. Which will actually reveal a lot about myself... so that makes me a hypocrite once more, because I could just be writing this in a diary.
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